• March 15nd, 2008

    Summer Barbie Line Released

  • March 10th, 2008 KinderMart Announces Revenue Misprojection
  • March 8th, 2008 KinderMart First Company to Projects Revenues in the Trillions of Dollars!

What child's day did you ruin? What are they supposed to do with this? Can they assemble it? Can they shake it and make sounds? Pale-yellow eh? Really? Really? You might as well put a little gun in the kinder egg that shoots the child with horse tranqualizer when they open it.

Cool pale-blue that makes you catch a catchy tune. Expect to see the kid who got this toy on the cover of Time... straight chilling.

  • Least likely to succeed business of 2008!
    - Fortune Magazine
  • An utterly useless site.
    - New York Times
  • This site makes me wish that I never created the World Wide Web.
    - Sir Tim Berners Lee
  • Changing the way we look at our environment.
    - Al Gore
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