<body bgcolor=#ffffff> <base target="_top"> <!-- Last updated stuff here --> <noscript> <div align=right> <font size=-1> <i> <!-- hhmts start --> Last modified: Fri Sep 14 15:57:06 EDT 2001 <!-- hhmts end --> </i> </font> </div> </noscript> <script language="JavaScript"> <!-- // begin hiding document.writeln( "<table width=100%>"+ "<tr>"+ "<td align=left>"+ "</td>"+ "<td align=right>"+ "<font size=-1>"+ "<i>Last updated:"+ document.lastModified+ "</i>"+ "</font>"+ "<table bgcolor=#cccccc border>"+ "<tr><td align=right>"+ "<font size=-2 face=\"Arial, Helvetica\">"+ "Frames: "+ "<img src=\"images/button_"+ ""); if (FrameState=="isFrame") { document.write( "on"+ ""); } else if (FrameState=="notFrame") { document.write( "off"+ ""); } else { alert( "Error in FrameState: "+ FrameState+ "\n(frames on/off selector)"+ ""); } document.writeln( ".gif\" width=14 height=14"+ " border=0"+ ">"+ ""); document.writeln( "<a href=\"welcome-old.html\" target=\"_top\">ON</a>"+ ""); document.write( "<img src=\"images/button_"+ ""); if (FrameState=="isFrame") { document.write( "off"+ ""); } else if (FrameState=="notFrame") { document.write( "on"+ ""); } else { alert( "Error in FrameState: "+ FrameState+ "\n(frames on/off selector)"+ ""); } document.writeln( ".gif\" width=14 height=14"+ " border=0"+ ">"+ ""); document.writeln( "<a href=\"welcome-old.html?FrameState=notFrame\" target=\"_top\">OFF</a>"+ "<br>"+ "<nobr>(either selection will also break out of any unwanted frames)</nobr>"+ "</font>"+ "</td></tr></table>"+ "</td>"+ "</tr>"+ "</table>"+ ""); // end hiding --> </script> <br> <script language="JavaScript"> <!-- // begin hiding if (FrameState=="notFrame") { document.writeln( "<center>"+ "<hr>"+ "<font size=-1>Welcome to...</font><br>"+ "<font size=7><b><i>Zibaland 2</i></b></font>"+ "<hr>"+ "</center>"+ ""); } // end hiding --> </script> <noscript> <center><font size=-1>Welcome to...</font><br> <font size=7><b><i>Zibaland 2</i></b></font> </center> <hr> </noscript> <a name="RecentNews"></a> <hr width=50%> <center> <font face="Arial, Helvetica"><b>Recent News</b></font> </center> <!-- <center> <h2>I am updating right now!</h2> (so beware of odd behavior) </center> --> <hr> <tt><b>October 22, 1998</b></tt> <p><tt><b>12:13PM</b></tt><br> <IMG SRC="images/blank.gif" width="40" height="0" BORDER="0" ALT=""> Added <TT>window.onError=null</TT> for annoying people like <A HREF="#Rachel Potvin" TARGET="_self">Rachel</A>. </P> <hr> <tt><b>September 2, 1998</b></tt> <p><tt><b>10:40PM</b></tt><br> <IMG SRC="images/blank.gif" width="40" height="0" BORDER="0" ALT=""> My karate club now has a home on the web! You can check it out at the <A HREF="http://www.openface.ca/~zibalatz/ndg-karate">NDG Karate Club</A>. </P> <hr> <tt><b>August 27, 1998</b></tt> <p><tt><b>1:40pm</b></tt><br> <IMG SRC="images/blank.gif" width="40" height="0" BORDER="0" ALT=""> Many kudos go to <A HREF="mailto:tchoong@ameritech.net">Thomas Choong</A> for discovering that the <A HREF="audio/simpsons.mdz">Simpsons Medley</A> available here was corrupted. I wasn't able to find the original but I did manage to find what seem to be a more recent version of the medley- there's a few more sound bites and stuff. </P> <hr> <tt><b>July 26, 1998</b></tt> <p><tt><b>11:48pm</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Fixed a JavaScript bug that was pre-loading the wrong images, as well as mistake in the link to Ryan's page in the <a href=#Links target=_self>Links</a> section. </p> <hr> <tt><b>July 1, 1998</b></tt> <p><tt><b>1:15AM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Happy Canada Day! And, more importantly, only 10 hours and 45 minutes left till the 18th Annual <a href="http://www.montrealjazzfestival.worldlinx.com/">Montreal International Jazz Festival</a> begins! Woo-hoo! </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Fixed a bug in the BGM frame. Also, I am discovered that the MIDIs sound like <b>UTTER CRAP</b> on the SB16 and I imagine that they will sound like similar kinds of crap on similar sound cards. If you want to enjoy them to their fullest, either buy a sound card with better MIDI instrument synthesis or get a software-based wavetable synthesizer. </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Yes, I am acutely aware of the fact that this webpage is terminally boring and that absolutely nobody but myself cares to read these update comments. Yes, they will eventually be moved elsewhere. </p> <hr> <tt><b>June 15, 1998</b></tt> <p><tt><b>2:45AM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Quite simply, I have far too much <a href="http://www.hasc.com/">work</a> right now to make any major changes to this page. I won't abandon it and I will update it (the major overhaul as promised) once I find the time yet again. </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Added links to Anouk, Brian, Jimmy, Ian, Laura, Luiza, Malvika, Mark, Mathew, Mike, Navindra, Nick, Ryan, Shiu, Stanton, Steve, Thomas, and Yi in the <a href=#Links target=_self>Links</a> section. </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Do I actually <b>know</b> these people? In all honesty, no, but somehow I've managed to owe a not inconsiderable percentage of them sexual favours. </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Added a link to my <a href="http://www.hasc.com/~zibalatz">homepage at HASC</a> in the <a href=#Links target=_self>Links</a> section. </p> <hr> <tt><b>January 23, 1998</b></tt> <p><tt><b>4:15PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Happy belated New Year, y'all! I finally got a MIDI-capable keyboard and the necessary cables... so you should be seeing some original music making it's way here pretty soon (well, we'll have to see about that). </p> <p><img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Rachel <b>finally</b> gave me permission to add a link to her page in the <a href=#Links target=_self>Links</a> section. ;) </p> <hr> <tt><b>December 27, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>9PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Added a link to Alex's page in the <a href=#Links target=_self>Links</a> section. </p> <hr> <tt><b>December 25, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>8AM</b></tt><br> <center> <table bgcolor=#55afff border=2> <tr><td> <img src="images/zibman_xmas.jpg" width=75 height=75 border=0 align=middle alt="(:"> <font size=7><font color=#ff0000>M</font><font size=6><font color=#00ff00>E</font><font color=#ff0000>R</font><font color=#00ff00>R</font><font color=#ff0000>Y</font></font> <font color=#00ff00>C</font><font size=6><font color=#ff0000>H</font><font color=#00ff00>R</font><font color=#ff0000>I</font><font color=#00ff00>S</font><font color=#ff0000>T</font><font color=#00ff00>M</font><font color=#ff0000>A</font><font color=#00ff00>S</font><font color=#ff0000>!</font></font></font> <img src="images/zibman_xmas.jpg" width=75 height=75 border=0 align=middle alt=":)"> </td></tr> </table> </center> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> I'm talking, of course, about that "good feeling", and not about the specific holiday. Regardless of your grouchiness, pucker up a little and let the euphoric holiday cheer plant a big wet kiss on your sour mood. : ) </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Here's a bunch of sound clips from that absolutely <b>wonderful</b> Christmas-time classic, "A Charlie Brown Christmas", in mp3 form. They are all encoded at 56kps and 22kHz: <center> <table bgcolor=#ffffff border=2 width=80%> <tr> <td> <tt> "Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?"<br> </tt> <div align=right> - Charlie Brown<br> </div> <center> Download: <a href="audio/allabout.mp3">allabout.mp3</a><br> Stream: <a href="audio/allabout.m3u">allabout.m3u</a><br> [25.3Kb] </center> </td> <td> <tt> "Of all the Charlie Brown's in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."<br> </tt> <div align=right> - Linus Van Pelt<br> </div> <center> Download: <a href="audio/brwniest.mp3">brwniest.mp3</a><br> Stream: <a href="audio/brwniest.m3u">brwniest.m3u</a><br> [30.3Kb] </center> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <tt> "All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share."<br> </tt> <div align=right> - Sally<br> </div> <center> Download: <a href="audio/fairshar.mp3">fairshar.mp3</a><br> Stream: <a href="audio/fairshar.m3u">fairshar.m3u</a><br> [30.1Kb] </center> </td> <td> <tt> "Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet."<br> "I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown."<br> "Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?"<br> </tt> <div align=right> - Charlie Brown and Violet<br> </div> <center> Download: <a href="audio/sarcasm2.mp3">sarcasm2.mp3</a><br> Stream: <a href="audio/sarcasm2.m3u">sarcasm2.m3u</a><br> [79.6Kb] </center> </td> </tr> <td> <tt> "You think you're so smart with that blanket. What are you going to do with it when you grow up?"<br> "Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat."<br> </tt> <div align=right> - Lucy and Linus<br> </div> <center> Download: <a href="audio/sprtcoat.mp3">sprtcoat.mp3</a><br> Stream: <a href="audio/sprtcoat.m3u">sprtcoat.m3u</a><br> [59.8Kb] </center> </td> <td> <tt> "Look Charlie, let's face it: We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket- it's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know." </tt> <div align=right> - Lucy </div> <center> Download: <a href="audio/syndicat.mp3">syndicat.mp3</a><br> Stream: <a href="audio/syndicat.m3u">syndicat.m3u</a><br> [52.3Kb] </center> </td> </tr> </table> </center> </p> <hr> <tt><b>December 13, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>5PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Updated <a href="bookmarks.html">online bookmarks</a>. </p> <hr> <tt><b>November 24, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>11:00AM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Click <a href="audio/kildkeny.wav">here</a> for fun. Changed Daichi's webpage title in the <a href="#Links" target="_self">Links</a> section. </p> <hr> <tt><b>November 23, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>11:20PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Changed the titles of Alvin's and Andrew's webpages in the <a href="#Links" target="_self">Links</a> section. <br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Fixed "last modified" date for non-JavaScript-enabled browsers. Yes, and I will also fix the intermediary gray frame problem with the color-cycling loader soon... <br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Also, I'll be adding an ICQ WWW pager, content, and a slightly cleaner interface/layout soon... </p> <p><tt><b>12:15AM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Uploaded an updated <a href="bookmarks.html">bookmarks</a> file. Added some links to the <a href="#Links" target="_self">Links</a> section. Also made a quick fix to the JS code which does that color-cycling crap (multiple frames should now color-cycle in unison). </p> <hr> <tt><b>November 16, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>1:20AM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Yes, I do realize that, despite my urgent rantings and ravings to the contrary, this website is currently devoid of any real new content and painfully filled (to the bursting point) with crappy and overly-flashy graphics. This will change, soon... really. Meanwhile, go read stuff at <a href="http://www.spinnwebe.com">Spinnwebe</a> or <a href="http://www.envirolink.org/orgs/coe/">The Church of Euthanasia</a> or anything else that looks interesting in my <a href="#Links" target="_self">Links</a> section. </p> <hr> <tt><b>November 10, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>1PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Moved the time/date stuff to a separate frame, added more detailed links. </p> <hr> <tt><b>November 9, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>6:30PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Made a couple of aesthetic changes, removed the Contents Frame and added a Table of Contents over the background image, made changes to improve the ease involved with making future changes. Unfortunately, due to one of the changes, Z2 is currently incompatible with M$IE 3.x, but, IMO, this is no big loss. I will soon have a "homebrewed" string.split() method that will take care of the compatibility problem. </p> <hr> <tt><b>November 6, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>4:30PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Re-arranged the order of the "friends <a href="#Links" target="_self">Links</a>" (now arranged alphabetically according to first name). </p> <p><tt><b>10:45AM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Reorganized the <a href="#Links" target="_self">Links</a> section. Will probably add more "direct links" and upload an updated <a href="bookmarks.html">bookmarks</a> file soon. </p> <hr> <tt><b>November 5, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>12:45AM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Mostly reorganized my <a href="bookmarks.html">bookmarks</a>. There should be far fewer dead links and slightly better organization. The file now stands at ~95k. </p> <hr> <tt><b>November 1, 1997</b></tt> <p><tt><b>10:45PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Updated the online version of my <a href="bookmarks.html">bookmarks</a>. Note that is much bigger than before (~123k) and has not been organized since the last time I made them available... </p> <hr width=25%> <p><tt><b>4PM</b></tt><br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> I d/led and installed ICQ this morning... So you can now reach me at ICQ#4684971 (<a href="http://wwp.mirabilis.com/4684971" target="_top">http://wwp.mirabilis.com/4684971</a>). <br> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> If not for the fact that the chat software seems to be *veeeeery* buggy (problems with fonts, bgs, etc) I would recommend it to more people... </p> <hr> <tt><b>October 31, 1997</b></tt> <p> <center> <table bgcolor=#000000 border=2> <tr><td> <img src="images/pk3.gif" height=45 width=45 align=middle alt="Boo!"> <font size=+2><b><font color=#cc0000>H</font><font color=#990000>appy</font> <font color=#cc0000><i>H</i></font><font color=#990000>a<i>l</i>l<i>o</i>w<i>e</i>e<i>n</i>!</b></font> </font> <img src="images/pk3.gif" height=45 width=45 align=middle alt="Boo!"> </td></tr></table> </center> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> These swirling pumpkins were shamelessly stolen from the <a href="http://members.aol.com/emunews/index.htm" target="_top">EMU News Service</a>. </p> <hr> <tt><b>October 30, 1997</b></tt> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Made a few small changes to make the webpage more Communicator-friendly. <a href="mailto:zibalatz@cs.mcgill.ca" title="[z2 Mail]: Compatibility problems!">Mail me</a> if there are any new problems! </p> <hr> <tt><b>October 27, 1997</b></tt> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Added the "optimally viewed with" information, bg music info, aboutZ2 pop-up window, and cleaned up more stuff... Adjusted the little buttons in the table of contents frame so that they seem to be "depressed" when you pass the mouse over them (as opposed to only being "depressed" when you pass the mouse over their corresponding links). Also, I rerecorded the little "event sounds". </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> I finally decided to just bite the bullet and u/l this stuff for the time being. </p> <hr> <tt><b>October 23, 1997</b></tt> <i>(not released)</i> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Did more fixing; fixed up logos, other minor corrections. </p> <hr> <tt><b>October 13, 1997</b></tt> <i>(not released)</i> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Added a couple of new logos, plus the JS time-based logo selector. Did a little cleaning up. </p> <hr> <tt><b>October 4, 1997</b></tt> <i>(not released)</i> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> A couple of minor fixes here and there... </p> <hr> <tt><b>October 3, 1997</b></tt> <i>(not released)</i> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Ok, I seem to be more than a little wishy-washy. I've now also dropped explicit Crescendo support... the reason being that I have found that, for some inexplicable reason, Crescendo tends to chop off the ends of MIDI files (last couple of seconds are missing!). </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Now, this site is optimally viewed with Netscape Navigator with LiveAudio (the default audio plugin), a MOD plugin such as the freely available MODPlug (get it at <a href="http://www.castlex.com/modplug" target="_top">http://www.castlex.com/modplug</a>). </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Also, I changed the logo (to use the technical terms, I upped its spiffiness by 30%). </p> <hr> <tt><b>September 29, 1997</b></tt> <i>(not released)</i> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Got rid of Beatnik support. Yup, that's right, available one day, gone the next. The problem was that although Beatnik was cool for a few things (as it turns out, <b>too</b> few), it totally messed up the other plugins (MIDI&MOD), so I decided to can it. Unfortunately, this means that the JSEvent-triggered sounds will react a little bit more, uh, sluggishly (the replacement is the generic LiveAudio interface...). </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> So, that means that this site is now optimally viewed with a MIDI plugin such as LiveUpdate's Crescendo (freely available at <a href="http://www.liveupdate.com" target="_top">http://www.liveupdate.com</a>) and a MOD plugin such as MODPlug (freely available at <a href="http://www.castlex.com/modplug" target="_top">http://www.castlex.com/modplug</a>. Oh, yeah, and Netscape Navigator is a must. Soon to be tested with Communicator... (I can only assume that nothing earth-shatteringly bad will happen with Communicator) </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Also made some minor changes and added the spiffy new Zibaland 2 logo. </p> <hr> <tt><b>September 28, 1997</b></tt> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Got rid of "The Tick" sound clips. Added bgms and Beatnik support. You can get the Beatnik plugin at <a href="http://www.headspace.com/" target="_top">http://www.headspace.com</a>. </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> I would recommend getting both Beatnik and another MIDI plugin, such as LiveUpdate's Crescendo (available at <a href="http://www.liveupdate.com" target="_top">http://www.liveupdate.com</a> because although Beatnik is lots of fun for the Groovoids and other funky sounds, if you have a pretty good sound card, Beatnik makes regular midi sound like it is being passed through a cheese grater or a cheap radio station... </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Of course, if you follow the "recommendation", then you'll also need a plugin manager to disable Beatnik's MIDI support. An example is Digigami's Plugsy, which is available at <a href="http://www.digigami.com/plugsy/" target="_top">http://www.digigami.com/plugsy/</a>. (otherwise, you will probably need to disable the conflicting midi plugin in order for Beatnik to work its evil magic). </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Note that Beatnik support is not entirely very impressive as of yet. </p> <hr> <tt><b>September 27, 1997</b></tt> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Minor bug fixes (unaddressed compatibility issues). Updated Links, removed Dubious Hall of Fame, and some other minor changes. </p> <hr> <tt><b>September 26, 1997</b></tt> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Made some changes to interface. No changes to content. Note that I haven't really looked it over yet, so there may be bugs. </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Also, the "251_secret" page is no longer quite as impossibly difficult to find. In case you were wondering, it used to be hidden in the dot (".") of "hang10.wav" below. </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> The cs251 topic#30: Directed Acyclic Graphs secret page is now located <a href="251_secret.html" target="_top">here</a>. </p> <HR> <tt><b>August 12, 1997</b></tt> <center><img src="images/jet5.gif" width=380 height=267><br>Jet Li</center> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Woo-hoo! It's <a href="http://www.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Actors_and_Actresses/Li__Jet/" target="_top">Jet Li</a>! </p> <a name="ReZ3"></a> <hr width=50%> <center> <font face="Arial, Helvetica"><b>Zibaland 3 Info</b></font> </center> <hr> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Zibaland 3's development has been postponed until the end of the semester... I am simply afraid that I don't have the time for it now. The new interface for Z2 will have to placate those few people who were complaining that my webpage was boring-looking (I agree) and had too much text (I disagree, a webpage can never have too much text, so long as the text is somewhat good). </p> <p> <img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Z3 will be eventually appearing at <a href="http://www.openface.ca/~zibalatz" target="_top">http://www.openface.ca/~zibalatz</a>. </p> <a name="Feature"></a> <hr width=50%> <center> <font face="Arial, Helvetica"><b>Feature</b></font> </center> <hr> <p><img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> "[...]But I know the difference between right and wrong, thank God."</p> <p><img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> Joyce stared at the younger man in silence for a moment.</p> <p><img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> "You know the difference between right and wrong, " he repeated finally. "Man, why did you need Initiation- by the Golden Dawn, or by anybody else? You are a genius, a sage, a giant among men. You have solved the problem which philosphers have been debating since antiquity- the mystery about which no two nations or tribes have ever agreed, and no two men or women have ever agreed, and no intelligent person has ever agreed totally with himself from one day to the next. <i>You know the difference between right and wrong.</i> I am overawed. I swoon. I figuratively kiss your feet."</p> <p><img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> "Jeem, " Einstein said softly, "there is no need to be so sarcastic. Most young men are just as naive as Sir John."</p> <p><img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> [...]</p> <p><img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> "There is a difference, " Sir John said coolly, "between prejudice and principles."</p> <p><img src="images/blank.gif" width=40 height=0 border=0 alt=""> "Yes, " Joyce replied. "Other people have prejudices; but I have principles. Just as other people are stubborn but I am firm, other people are egotists but I merely have self-respect, other people are drunks but I only like a drop now and then. Shall I conjugate a few more phrases like that? Other people are peculiar, but I am exotic. Other people are naive and gullible, but I have retained a certain childish innocence. Other people are too clever by half, but I have learned to express myself with elegance. Other people are sensualists, but I am a Romantic. Other people are paranoid, but I am merely careful. 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