P53: Cancer's Worst Nightmare
P53, known among biologists as the Guardian of the Genome, is
a potent tumour suppressor in human cells. If you inject yourself with
enough of it, you will (probably) avoid cancer!
Price: $9/gram
Quantity: g
Include in Order:
|
Cancer: Your Worst Nightmare
Cancer, the most notorious of humanity's scourges, is waiting here in stock
for you. Most people who want cancer prefer volunteering for nuclear testing,
but if you dont want 10 years for your cancer, injecting these malignant cells
into your tissue is a surefire to speed up the process.
Price: $7/gram
Quantity: g
Include in Order:
|
Lymphocytes
Lymphocytes are the little soldiers of the human body, protecting us from bacteria and viruses
far better than a disarmament treaty prevents secret thermonuclear weapon buildups.
Price: $13/gram
Quantity: g
Include in Order:
|
Macrophages
Macrophages are the voracious devourers of human tissue, eating micro-invaders and
cellular debris alike, similar to a student's indiscriminate diet after forgetting
to eat due to a giant website project being due.
Price: $17/gram
Quantity: g
Include in Order:
|
HIV
Like most other retroviruses, this psychotic creature not only wants you dead,
but intends to do it in slow, painful, and ignoble way. We don't know why you want it, but we won't
ask!
Price: $27/gram
Quantity: g
Include in Order:
|
Escherichia Coli
E.Coli, a common culprit of food poisoning, is nonetheless a paradoxical necessity
for vitamin production in humans. Whether you intend to perform genetic manipulation of
this bacterium for biotechnology development, or simply enjoy putting pathogens in others'
food, we have plenty in stock for you.
Price: $97/gram
Quantity: g
Include in Order:
|