service { const html start = Welcome to COMP520 Story Time!

This will make a customized story about you. You will help build the story by deciding
where the story will go and by providing most of the nouns, adjectives and verbs.
Your words will be easily seen throughout the story as they will be writtin in italics.

Please start by entering all of the following information:

First Name:
Gender:
Male Female
Class:
Prof. Name:

Please Note: As we do not know most of this story's content, we cannot guarantee that this
story is politically correct. We apalogize in advance if this story contains anything offensive. ; const html error =

ERROR!!!!!!

Please check your information and try again. ; const html words = Please give us some words to "plug" into our story.

Give us 3 nouns:

And 3 adjectives:

Finally, we need 3 verbs:

; const html storyPart1 = This is a story about a McGill student named <[fname1]> and <[his_her1]> trials and tribulations in <[class]>.
You see, this class is very <[adj1]>, and if <[fname2]> would have known this, <[he_she1]> never would have registered for it in the first place.

At first, the class seemed like it wouldn't be very much work. In fact, <[fname3]> had heard from <[his_her2]> friends that this would be the easier
class at McGill. It would be even easier than <[noun1]>, if you can believe that!

Imagine <[fname4]>'s suprise when the very first days of class, there was a <[noun2]> on the floor right next to <[him_her]>.
To make things worse, <[he_she2]> immediately began to <[verb1]> as best <[he_she3]> knew how. The whole class turned to look at the <[adj2]> new student in their class.
How embarrasing. <[fname6]> turned so red, <[he_she4]> looked like a <[adj3]> <[noun3]>.

What should <[fname5]> do now? Should <[he_she5]>:
run out of the classroom and transfer to a school in BC, or
start to laugh and announce that the entire class is on Candid Camera. ; const html storyPart2a = Evidently, <[fname1]> gets embarrassed easily! Well that's fine.

After <[fname2]> chooses to <[verb1]> at <[his_her1]> new school for a few years, <[he_she1]> realizes that BC is really very <[adj1]>.
Every <[noun1]> is too <[adj2]>, which really annoys <[him_her1]>. <[fname3]> had planned to <[verb2]> while in BC,
but since <[he_she4]> is not allowed to use <[his_her4]> <[noun3]> to <[verb3]>, <[he_she5]> decides that this is not the city for <[him_her3]>.
So <[he_she2]> decides it would be best for <[him_her2]> and <[his_her2]> <[noun2]> to return to the east coast,
where at least everything is <[adj3]>.

Upon <[his_her3]> return, <[he_she3]> finds that:
aliens resembling <[jen_brad]> have landed in the West Island and are taking over the city, or
The school's water supply has been contaminated with a bizarre mix of e.coli bacteria and botox, and only the <[adj5]>, yet very <[adj4]> <[noun4]> can save the day.
; const html storyPart2b = <[fname1]> explains that the camera is hidden in the <[noun1]> in the corner of the room.
<[profname1]> gets very excited about appearing on television, and decides to <[verb1]>
with <[fname2]>. Other students see this as a <[adj1]> opportunity and decide to <[verb2]>.
To please everyone, <[fname4]> tells the class that if anyone does
not want to be on TV, he or she can <[verb3]> and <[fname3]> will make sure this student's
face is blurred. Still, some students are quite <[adj2]> and one student even throws
a <[noun2]>! <[profname2]> attempts to calm the <[adj3]> students, and in the process trips over a <[noun3]>.

In an attempt to help, <[fname5]> decides tell the class that:
aliens resembling <[jen_brad]> have landed in the West Island and are taking over the city, or
The school's water supply has been contaminated with a bizarre mix of e.coli bacteria and botox, and only the <[adj5]>, yet very <[adj4]> <[noun4]> can save the day.
; const html storyPart3a = In a rare instance of mass hypnosis, the whole class room believes every word <[fname1]> says and everybody <[verb1]>s at the same time, since the person who can save the day is not here. A <[adj1]> <[jen_brad1]> comes in the room, and <[fname2]> and his classmates suddenly become <[adj2]>.
You're a <[adj3]> <[noun3]>, someone shouts. No I just play one on TV, <[jshe_bhe1]> replies. Everybody expects more <[jen_brad2]>s to <[verb2]>. <[jen_brad3]> looks around, Oh no is this <[class1]>? I took this class, <[profname1]> ate my children and broke my <[noun2]>, then <[profname2]> began to <[verb3]> around my head...Aaaah! <[jen_brad4]> collapses on the <[noun1]>, visibly shaken by the pleasant memory.

<[jshe_bhe2]> lies on the ground until students for Television in Society slowly start drifting in, like zombies after human flesh

Happy End.
; const html storyPart3b = Well, it was funny at the time. It stopped being funny when people started to lose feeling in their faces and began to resemble Sunday <[noun1]>s on a <[adj1]> day. A fortunate few, however, were used to taking e.coli pills as a dietary supplement and <[fname1]> saw one of them <[verb1]> in celebration and <[verb2]> their <[noun2]> every which way. It was all so...<[adj2]>. <[fname2]> spotted a renowned plastic surgeon who bore a resemblance to a <[adj3]> <[noun3]>, and had a habit of pausing in mid-conversation to <[verb3]> for no reason. No one could complain though, since he was able to neutralize the water supply and water the garden on the same day.

The End.
; string fname, class, profname, his_her, he_she, mr_ms, him_her, gender, jen_brad, jshe_bhe; session Start() { string noun1, noun2, noun3, adj1, adj2, adj3, verb1, verb2, verb3, choice; show start receive[fname = fname, class = class, profname = profname, gender = gender]; if (gender == "female") { his_her = "her"; he_she = "she"; him_her = "her"; jen_brad = "Brad Pitt"; jshe_bhe = "he"; } if (gender == "male") { his_her = "his"; he_she = "he"; him_her = "him"; jen_brad = "Jennifer Aniston"; jshe_bhe = "she"; } while (fname == "" || class == "" || profname == "" || gender == "") { show error; show start receive[fname = fname, class = class, profname = profname, gender = gender]; } show words receive[noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, noun3 = noun3, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, verb3 = verb3]; show plug storyPart1[fname1 = fname, fname2 = fname, fname3 = fname, fname4 = fname, fname5 = fname, his_her1 = his_her, his_her2 = his_her, class = class, adj1 = adj1, he_she1 = he_she, he_she2 = he_she, he_she3 = he_she, he_she4 = he_she, noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, him_her = him_her, verb1 = verb1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, noun3 = noun3, fname6 = fname, he_she5 = he_she] receive[choice = choice]; while (choice == "") { show error; show plug storyPart1[fname1 = fname, fname2 = fname, fname3 = fname, fname4 = fname, fname5 = fname, his_her1 = his_her, his_her2 = his_her, class = class, adj1 = adj1, he_she1 = he_she, he_she2 = he_she, he_she3 = he_she, he_she4 = he_she, noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, him_her = him_her, verb1 = verb1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, noun3 = noun3, fname6 = fname, he_she5 = he_she] receive[choice = choice]; } show words receive[noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, noun3 = noun3, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, verb3 = verb3]; if (choice == "a") { show plug storyPart2a[fname1 = fname, fname2 = fname, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, his_her1 = his_her, his_her2 = his_her, his_her3 = his_her, he_she1 = he_she, he_she2 = he_she, he_she3 = he_she, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, him_her1 = him_her, him_her2 = him_her, noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, jen_brad = jen_brad, fname3 = fname, verb3 = verb3, his_her4 = his_her,he_she4 = he_she, he_she5 = he_she, him_her3 = him_her, noun3 = noun3, noun4= noun2, adj4 = adj2, adj5 = adj1] receive[choice = choice]; while (choice == "") { show error; show plug storyPart2a[fname1 = fname, fname2 = fname, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, his_her1 = his_her, his_her2 = his_her, his_her3 = his_her, he_she1 = he_she, he_she2 = he_she, he_she3 = he_she, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, him_her1 = him_her, him_her2 = him_her, noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, jen_brad = jen_brad, fname3 = fname, verb3 = verb3, his_her4 = his_her, he_she4 = he_she, he_she5 = he_she, him_her3 = him_her, noun3 = noun3, noun4= noun2, adj4 = adj2, adj5 = adj1] receive[choice = choice]; } } else { if (choice == "b") { show plug storyPart2b[fname1 = fname, fname2 = fname, fname4 = fname, fname5 = fname, noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, noun3 = noun3, fname3 = fname, profname1 = profname, profname2 = profname, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, verb3 = verb3, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, jen_brad = jen_brad, noun4= noun2, adj4 = adj2, adj5 = adj1] receive[choice = choice]; while (choice == "") { show error; show plug storyPart2b[fname1 = fname, fname2 = fname, fname4 = fname, fname5 = fname, noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, noun3 = noun3, fname3 = fname, profname1 = profname, profname2 = profname, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, verb3 = verb3, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, jen_brad = jen_brad, noun4= noun2, adj4 = adj2, adj5 = adj1] receive[choice = choice]; } } } show words receive[noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, noun3 = noun3, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, verb3 = verb3]; if (choice == "a") { show plug storyPart3a[fname1 = fname, fname2 = fname, profname1= profname, profname2=profname, noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, noun3 = noun3, jshe_bhe1=jshe_bhe, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, verb3 = verb3, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3, jen_brad1 = jen_brad, jen_brad2 = jen_brad, jen_brad3= jen_brad, jen_brad4 = jen_brad, jshe_bhe2= jshe_bhe, class1 = class]; } else { if (choice == "b") { show plug storyPart3b[fname1 = fname, fname2 = fname, noun1 = noun1, noun2 = noun2, noun3 = noun3, verb1 = verb1, verb2 = verb2, verb3 = verb3, adj1 = adj1, adj2 = adj2, adj3 = adj3]; } } } }