Leaving the factory so soon OH MIGHTY ROBOT OVERLORD!?
If you are planning on escaping without having completed your tasks, YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE!
IT SHOULD BE KNOWN that you have reason to be motivated to finish them. Success in your endeavors will lead to MUCH GENERAL MERRIMENT and SPORADIC BOUTS OF PARTYING.
Victory implies that OUR ARMY OF MAGNIFICENT MACHINES will have ANNHILATED the HUMAN VERMIN.
There will also be cake.
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