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SELECT PRODUCT IMAGE DESCRIPTION PRICE QUANTITY
Happiness Happy Who said money can't buy happiness? Now it can.
Happiness is a state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy.
Purchasing this item grants you a full year of happiness at a low price.		 $40000.00
True Love Love McCartney and Lennon were wrong. You can buy love.
Love is a strong positive emotion of regard and affection.
Purchasing this item makes you fall in love with a person of your choice.
Purchase two to guarantee that they love you back.
Warning: We are not responsible for unforseen heartbreak.		 $95999.99
Natural Talent Talent No longer do you need to be born with talent.
Talent is the natural endowment of abilities or qualities.
Purchasing this item makes you talented in one area for a year.
 $10000.00
Dinosaur Egg Dinosaur And you thought they were extinct.
A Dinosaur is any of various often gigantic, carnivorous or herbivorous reptiles of the orders Saurischia and Ornithischia that were chiefly terrestrial and existed during the Mesozoic Era.
Purchasing this item will get you a random dinosaur egg.
Warning: Dinosaurs vary in size, appetite, and behaviour.
Purchase at your own risk.		 $20000.00