The Viper Emporium.
Where all your snake longings become hisstory.
Delight your neighbours' kids with this snake's venemous fangs and classic cobra shape.
White Lipped Tree Viper
Pesky neighbourhood animals bothering you?
How about neighbourhood kids?
This venemous viper's bite won't kill adults (immediately!) but should help with any other pests.
Whoooopsie-daisy. Poisoned ourselves have we?
Or perhaps this is pre-emptive.
Anyhow, this anti-venom is 100% guaranteed to cure any and all snake bites.
Man-Sized Plush Snake
For all you snake enthusiasts out there with young children!
(Bad idea by the way)
Get your kids started early with this 8-foot long snake plushie!
Make sure to get some anti-venom as well if you care at all about your kids.
Our highest quality snake oil.
Clinically proven to cure obesity, cancer, tuberculosis,
chronic pain, blindness, loss of limbs, money problems, and death.
Buy two and you'll become superman. Guaranteed.
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